I thought it'd be the last of Mr Maps after the cancelling. And the indecision. And the general fuckwittery. But no! He had more treats in store, as I was to find out.
I wake up Saturday to find two missed calls from him. One at 1:30am, one at 2:16am. Curious, I thought. One call could be a sit-on-your-phone accidentally scenario. Two separate calls intrigued me, and I was interested to see if he had an excuse or was just a bit mental. The following text conversation ensued.
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Hey. I had two missed calls from you at 2am. Everything ok...?
Sorry for drunky calls at silly o'clock. Brain switched off and willy started driving. X
Riiiight... do you always call random people you've never met for 2am booty calls? x
No. Sorry x
Cor, talk about mixed messages. Could've been quite simple had we just had that drink x
Sorry about that. I was horny and drunk x
Still not doing the dating thing? I notice you're still on the site. x
I don't think I want anything serious, just some fun x
Fair enough - tough call to make though if you've not even got as far as a casual drink with someone. x
I know, I just want to be honest. x
Course. Surely it's a case of seeing what happens right? You can't have expectations if you've not met :) x
Busy tonight?x
Why, you taking me for that drink? x
Maybe x
Man you've pushed your luck... If I say yes, will you just cancel again? x
I'm driving. I'll give you a text in a bit?
Let's leave it. Sorry. x
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